Wars, wars and more wars.
Kazakhstan: Stan friend.
USA: Help me fight in wars or else
I will annex you
Turkey: Best friend.
South Korea: Friend of Japan
Germany: Friend! has camps for afghans.
I will make you work In camps here.
India: Just friend.
Russia: At least he's not the USSR anymore
I will become a empire and invade you
Uzbekistan: Stan friend.
Tajikistan: Stan friend.
Kyrgyzstan: Weird name, but friend.
Japan: Friend of Germany